Killings brings you our weekly selection of posts that have amused, enlightened and generally distracted us.
You know nothing, Jon Snow. Except abs. You know a lot about abs. Abs.
Imagine you’re sitting on the beach, having a lovely time reading a book or sculpting boobs in the sand, when along comes a HUGE MILITARY HOVERCRAFT.
This is a Twitter account of a guinea pig doing stuff, such as wearing a dinosaur costume and riding a horse.
Is looking at pictures of guinea pigs doing stuff taking over your life? Maybe you need to take a break from the online world. There are a few books to help you figure out how.
Bookshelfies. This is my kind of flirting.
Are you an introvert? You could be! Go away, I’m tired now. Leave me alone.
Two year olds are lying to us all of the time. That is what I’m taking from this.
This week saw the passing of Elmore Leonard, ‘A man of few, yet perfect, words’. Vale.
He also wrote women well.
Speaking of women, everyone will now know the name of the student magazine Honi Soit because everyone also gets freaked out about vulvas.
Last night a bunch of ladies tried to marry Boris Johnson because he says some stupid stuff. It was great.