Killings brings you our weekly selection of posts that have amused, enlightened and generally distracted us.

To begin, this is a video of a man riding a unicycle whilst playing the Game of Thrones theme on flaming bagpipes as he rides around someone dressed as Daenerys.

mapWouldn’t it be great if all the places in the world had names like in GoT and Lord of the Rings?

Spider webs can literally reach out and grab you because of science.

The latest craze in ruthlessly picking apart your appearance is the Thigh Gap. But if you cannot attain a natural thigh gap, do not despair. This video shows you how you can fake that most prized of all unnecessary bodily requirements.

Hollywood has no new ideas so all of these books are being turned into movies. Yay?

Single? This handy guide helps you figure out which Shakespearean bad boy is right for you. They so fine.

This 15 year old girl invented a torch powered only by the heat from your hand. Meanwhile, this 16 year old created a beat for Jay-Z’s new album. Don’t you feel inadequate now.

Franz Kafka also felt inadequate. He wrote this letter to his father. ‘My writing was all about you; all I did there, after all, was to bemoan what I could not bemoan upon your breast.’ Oh, Franz.

Maybe all Franz needed was some catflakes to turn that frown upside down.

Happy Friday!